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The dirtiest five-man team in NBA history: When this lineup comes on, the opponent has to buy insurance first!

3:07pm, 28 June 2025Basketball

Those "evil guys" in NBA history who are terrified of the dirtiest five-man formation must consider their career when Jordan comes! These guys are not playing basketball for winning, but to make their opponents doubt their lives. Without further ado, just put on the lineup!

Point Guard: John Stockton

Don't be fooled by this little white man, Stockton's dirtyness is textbook-level! In his autobiography, Rodman directly called him "the most despicable hypocrite." This guy's little moves are so hidden that even the referee can't catch them. He is proficient in everything. The most amazing thing is that he can still look innocent after doing bad things, which makes his opponent itchy. Stockton's "assistance" is a big deal for Malone to be domineering in the inside.

Pointback: Bruce Bowen, the founder of the footsteps, the name of the Spurs "Uncle Bao San" is not in vain! Kobe, Carter, and Nash, who have not been fooled by him? Carter once angrily criticized him as a "murderer", and Bao Wen could still spread his hands calmly: "He stepped on my feet, what does it have to do with me?" This guy has only one defensive philosophy - you dare not jump shots, otherwise you will be twisted at the least, and you will be reimbursed at the worst.

Xiaoqian: Artest (Chi Shiping)

The protagonist of the Auburn Mountain Palace incident, a cruel man who broke Jordan's rib and fainted from the elbow. Atai's violence is not divided into objects, opponents, fans, or even technical staff. As long as he gets angry, he will all be "physical and scattered." The name "Charity, World, Peace" cannot cover up his cruel nature. After all, who can "peace envoy" induce people into the hospital?

Daqian: Carl Malone's "Postman"'s iron elbow, one of the most terrifying weapons in NBA history. Thomas was stitched for 14 stitches by him, Jordan suffered a concussion, and Robinson was in shock. Ma Long's elbow is not accidental, but tactics - if you dare to enter the inside, he dares to let you lie down. Stockton's yin, coupled with Ma Long's ruthlessness, and the name of "black and white" by the two jazz demons is half obtained by the opponent's blood and tears.

Center: Bill Ranbir

The soul of the Bad Boys Legion, Magic Johnson said: "I would rather not make a layup when I see him standing under the basket." Ranbir's dirty art is proficient in everything, such as locking throat, foot pads, and pushing waist in the air. He could still be expressionless after doing bad things, as if saying, "I am like this, what can you do?" When he retired, all players in the league were probably going to celebrate with champagne.

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