Football version: &quot: Script Kill &quot: This Europa League is more exciting than a TV series!

Dear readers, welcome to the football version of "Script Killing"! The second leg of the Europa League semi-finals will be staged this week, and the scripts of each team can be called "magic realism blockbusters". From Manchester United's back line "Metamorphosis" to Biba's wing road, from Tottenham midfielder "Invisibility" to Fiorentina goalkeeper "Jumping Job", this European battle drama is even more exciting than a TV series!

1. Manchester United VS Biba: The defensive line"transformation"VS wing"The disappearing Williams"

The defensive line can be called "transformation of football". Dalot's season reimbursement, Lima (Ganacho) suddenly transformed into a "wicket killer", and Maguire and Lindelof formed the "couple brothers", who contributed 2 turnovers and 1 giveaway per game, forcing Onana to become a "big emoticon player". Fans joked: "Maguire is practicing the sword guard, Lindelof is practicing stealth! "

On the other side of Biba, the Williams brothers suddenly started playing "The Disappeared Williams". Inaghi's hamstring was strained and Nico's groin became inflamed. The team's offensive task fell on Berenger's shoulders. This "Spanish Guo Degang" has to carry the banner with long shots and crosses. The fans jokingly said: "Biba is going to go from the wing to rock in the middle! "What's even worse is Guruzeta. After the 35-year-old veteran came back, he found that he had changed from "the fulcrum of the penalty area" to "the altitude operator". Every time he headed the ball, the commentator couldn't help but shout: "The air defense alarm sounded again! "

2. Tottenham VS Bode shines: midfielder" Stealth"VS Arctic Circle"Magic Attack"

Tottenham midfielder can be called "Invisibility Master". Madison's surgery disappeared, Son Heung-min was invisible due to injury, and the whole team pointed at Lo Celso's "stand-up crosstalk" to support the scene. On this side of the defense, the "couple brothers" composed of Ben Davis and Romero have an average point-of-shot rate of up to 30%, which directly forces Vicario into an "emoticon package manufacturing machine". Fans joked: "Tottenham is playing the live version of Tetris, with more loopholes in defense than sieve!"

Bodd shines at home and can be called "Arctic Circle Magic Attack". Artificial turf + low temperature environment, the ball is as fast as a Rockets, and the Tottenham player was frozen into "popsicles" as soon as he came on the court. What's even more amazing is that Bode shining the center back suddenly learned to "dribble forward" and directly shake Tottenham's defense line into a "shaking head doll". Fans joked: "Bode Shine is playing the football version of "Frozen", Tottenham is careful to be frozen into an ice sculpture! "

3. Florence VS Betis: Goalkeeper" Job change"VS Defense Line"High-altitude tragedy"

Fiorentine goalkeeper De Gea can be called a "model of job change". As soon as he broke up with Manchester United, he became Purple Lily's "guardian" and his save success rate soared to 88%. Fans joked: "De Gea saved up enough mistakes at Manchester United and came to Fiorentina to be a koi! "What's even more amazing is Scarmaca. He originally thought he was reimbursed for the season, but in the second round, he was "resurrected" and performed "Football Version" alive.

Betis's defense line can be called "high-altitude tragedy scene". Pizera was suspended, and the "air defense black hole" composed of Baltra and Lorent had a success rate of only 58%. Fiorentina Mirenkovic smiled and said: "This high-altitude ball is easier than training!" Fans joked: "Betis is playing the live version of "Plant vs. Zombies", and the defense is full of potato thunder! "

4, Chelsea VS Zogatons: Right back"Time travel"VS Midfielder"Vanishing technique"

Chelsea right back can be called "Time travel". I thought Gusto was guarding the right side, but when I looked closely, I wasn’t this Arsenal’s Saliba! He was obviously a knife guard in the Premier League, but he was pulled to Chelsea to play the right-back. This operation made Arteta call him an expert: "Saliba is going to be an undercover agent, right?" What's worse is Ferfana. As soon as the knee surgery was done, he found that his position was "traveled" by Saliba, and he could only say in the rehabilitation room: "Who am I? Where am I? "

Zogatons midfielder can be called "disappearance master". The core Ekdal was suspended from red card, and the team's offense was directly "powered off". On Chelsea, the "Happy Brothers" composed of Felix and Muderick averaged 5 happy shots per game, making Zogatons' defense directly laugh as "emoticons". Fans joked: "Chelsea is playing the live version of "Super Mary", Zogatons is the mushroom monster! "

5. Football version"Script Kill" Ending Prediction

- Manchester United 2-1 Biba: Biba disappeared from the wing, but the set piece is still a threat, and Maguire "guard with a knife" has made contributions.

- Tottenham 1-1 Bode shines: The magic attack in the Arctic Circle takes effect, and Tottenham's defense line "coupling" reappears.

- Florence 2-1 Betis: De Gea's "Paladin" possessed, Betis's defense line "High-altitude tragedy" recurs.

- Chelsea 3-0 Zogatons: Saliba made a contribution to "traveling through" and Zogatons midfielder "disappearance" was defeated miserably.

(The above analysis is personal suggestions and is for reference only)

Conclusion: Football scripts are more exciting than TV series!

After reading these "magic scripts", the editor just wants to say: the scripts in football are more exciting than TV series! Before watching the game next time, remember to open the player's household registration book and check it three times, otherwise it will be deviated by "traveling" and "vanishing techniques" in minutes. Finally, friendly tips: Cherish your life and stay away from the football world"Script Kill"! (This article is purely entertainment and does not constitute any betting suggestions. Players' status changes rapidly, and the official information shall prevail.